i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer
good luck figuring out which one
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
tumblr pickup line: baby, ur all over my dash, but I want u all over me